Tuesday, July 6, 2010

Military Dancing

Soldiers tend to get in trouble for dancing, like recently in Isreal. Yep, it was “inappropriate conduct during a military operation”, but they were probably bored as hell. Here's a few servicemen and women who, clearly, had alot of time on their hands.

Isreali Patrol Dances to Ke$ha's "Tik Tok"


Isreali Military Women do Avril Lavigne's "Girlfriend"


Isreali Army does the Soulja Boy


Lady GaGa's "Telephone" in Afghanistan


US Soldier Dancing with Iraqis


US Soldiers "Just Dance" to Lady GaGa in Afghanistan

Saturday, May 15, 2010

Tumbleweed

I've decided to randomly join Tumblr:
Of course my Tumblr's title is a play on words with my last name, as always. This will still be my blog, but it will be reposted from my feed to my Tumblr. Just a heads up, seeya!

Monday, May 3, 2010

Anniversary on a Budget

How do you plan a meaningful romantic trip when you're almost broke?
We didn't celebrate our 2 year or 3 year anniversary because of money issues. Mostly him trying to pay back his step-dad. So this year I was hoping to do something special without a huge price tag. Wine tasting sounded romantic. But how romantic can things get when all you can afford is a cheap hotel in town? Maybe we'll be lame and just go sleep in a crappy hotel out of town. I have no idea. Tips, tricks, hints, cheat codes anyone? CRT + $ doesn't make money spray out of my computer huh?
BOUQUET Pictures, Images and Photos
There's a few things to consider here. Amount of money, age by the date of our anniversary, and well, basically just amount of money. I'll be turning 21 on the 10th and our anniversary is 2 weeks later on the 29th. So I suppose we have no age restrictions to consider anymore, how convenient. If only there was a birthday coupon for these things.

Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Reading the News

Here's a few articles I thought were interesting and a bit entertaining as I browsed the internet. Reading the news and keeping up with current affairs is good for you. It's much better than staring at your Facebook page seeing what your neighbor did last weekend. Plus news is good for conversation, especially when your mom asks, "so what did you learn today?" after sleeping through your class lecture on accident.

World -
Mexico issues travel alert over new Arizona law
Scottish police once believed in Loch Ness monster
China lifts travel ban against people with HIV

Local (CA) -
Playboy's Hugh Hefner helps rescue Hollywood sign
Laguna Beach adds 300 goats to workforce
Union: Strike sends message to other districts

College & Jobs -
6 Mistakes New Grads Make in Their First Jobs
College hookups aren't as common as people think
Popping Pills a Popular Way to Boost Brain Power

Tech -
Facebook's expansion triggers political backlash
We Have Met the Enemy and He Is PowerPoint
Latest MacBook Pro CPU runs so hot it can boil water

Health -
Bad habits can age you by 12 years, study suggests
Casual Sex Increasing in U.S.
More U.S. babies born with syphilis, report finds

Beauty -
Timeless Fashion and Beauty Secrets Your Mother Knew (and Should Have Shared)
How to bronze without overdoing it
The Best Bathing Suits Under $40
8 Style Secrets to Never Looking Fat Again Without Dieting

Sunday, April 25, 2010

Maturity & Internet TMI

Maturity seems to be coming up in problematic conversations, Facebook, and Tweets lately. And not just from one group of friends, but from almost everyone. There's been status update after status update, followed by countless tweets. I'm tired of it. To end this argument once and for all. Let me tell you, ALL of you what I think. So I'm going to address both the issue of maturity and all this TMI via the internet! I'm starting off with a quote, a very appropriate quote:
"Age is no guarantee of maturity"
~ Lawana Blackwell

By definition, being a certain age makes you legally responsible or "mature" enough to buy cigarettes to give yourself cancer, join the military to get shot at, and go to jail for being involved in illegal activity. Does this mean you're ready for a substantial relationship with another human being? No. Does this mean that you're ready to have another's life in your own hands? No. Does this mean you should be able to have a child? No. Your age has no weight in your maturity.
"Maturity is achieved when a person accepts life as full of tension"
~Joshua L. Liebman

My own mother has told me stories of all the friends and family she's known over the years. Her brother (my uncle) refused to "grow up" until he was almost 40 years old. Sometimes people choose to act like or seek out activities to feel child-like. Ever heard of Michael Jackson? Enough said. But these days it all spills over onto the internet instead of remaining as rumor or speculation. You can literally log onto a social networking site to read anything that someone thinks, and they've posted it all themselves. So really, the poster is the one to blame for any opinions, viewpoints, or reactions from what they have posted. In other words, it's your own damn fault you posted it.
"Half of maturity consists of knowing when and how to be immature"
~ Chris Bowyer

I don't want to hear about how "Sally is a stupid two-faced bitch" or about how everyone is out to get you! I no longer want to hear about silly complaints about anyone's life. "I hate my life! FML!" Fuck YOUR life? You live in Orange County! One of the richest and safest places in California! Are you kidding me? Suck it up and be grateful that you weren't born to a poor farmer in India or Africa where you'd get to go work in a factory n die before the age of 40 from a terrible disease!

If you answer YES to any of these questions, you do not need to tweet it:

1) Do you sound like a 5 year old?
2) Are you talking trash?
3) Did you spell anything wrong?
4) Would your mother be offended?

What puts me off the most are the posts about hating people. Hate is a strong word. you can say you hate murders, but don't say you hate your brother or your parents. Family disputes can get messy and aren't easily healed. I know this from watching family squabbles between my relatives. You don't want to start that, so don't post it. Not only that but it is fundamentally disrespectful. Their house, their rules. I still live at home, and apply by all the rules because otherwise I'd be shit outta luck with nowhere to live. Tell your parents you love them and appreciate them once in awhile, it makes a huge difference in your relationship. Even a "Hey mom thanks for making dinner for me tonight, it was really good" will suffice.

Tweeting and updating your status are the equivalent to taking out a megaphone and yelling into it.
COURTNEY IS HAVING A GOOD DAY!
COURTNEY IS GOING TO WORK NOW!
COURTNEY LOVES EVAN!
COURTNEY NEEDS TO GO GET DRUNK!
COURTNEY THINKS THAT GIRL'S OUTFIT IS WEIRD!
COURTNEY LIKES GOING TO THE POOL!
COURTNEY HOPES SHE DOESN'T GET A SUNBURN!
I've been backing off of my internet usage for this reason. I don't want to annoy or even notify people of the mundane things that nobody, and I mean nobody cares about. Sure, I'll tweet a few times in a day or update my status every other day now, which is much better than before. I don't want to annoy or give out TMI via the internet anymore. It's not only stupid, but pointless. Ten bucks says half your friends looks at your status or tweet n think WTF?!
"Age is only but a number it is maturity that makes the difference"
~ BLB
So next time you're pissed, frustrated, or in a weird mood. Think about how mature your post is making you look. You're only as mature as you make yourself out to be.

Thursday, April 8, 2010

Summer Blockbusters 2010

So there's some movies coming out this summer, blockbuster season (no, not the place I work) You know what that means! Big budget movies full of explosions, hot girls, and impossible story lines! I'm hoping to see at least 2 or 3 "good" ones this summer. And there's plenty of opportunity...

Despicable Me - The trailers for this one havent shown much other than a mysterious character stealing all of the world's monuments and replacing them with blow up replicas. I'll need to see more advertisements before planning on seeing it. Though I do love the minions haha.


Iron Man 2 - If you liked the first movie, then you're probably already planning on seeing this movie opening weekend. Robert Downey Jr. is joined by Mickey Rourke and Scarlett Johansen this time...oh and she's going to be wearing a skin-tight suit as "The Black Widow". Should be popular, order tickets ahead of time if you wanna get into the midnight showing!


The Last Airbender - Avatar, not to be confused with the James Cameron movie from last year should be pretty successful. The animated series has continued to keep up a huge following by any kid that's into anime. i've seen the animated show once or twice and it was pretty decent. I expect it to become a trilogy if this first movie makes enough cash. Plus its directed by M. Night Shama-llama-ding-dong!


Prince of Persia: Sands of Time - Honestly it pisses me off that they all have English accents and that Jake Gyllenhall isn't a Persian guy. Is it that hard to find a good-looking Persian actor? I don't think so.....therefore I will not be paying to see this one. Dick move, Disney!


Salt - Angelina Jolie is a spy? What?! Nooo! I'm kidding of course, who doesn't enjoy Jolie in an action role? She does just as good as the boys do, or better while looking good. There's rumors of this spawning a trilogy if successful, fyi. Angelina with a Russian accent, verrry nice. I guess we'll find out if she's really a Soviet sleeper agent! Hmm...


Step Up 3D - Looks like shitty 3D dancing with a predictable story like every dance movie ever made. The soundtrack will be played on KIIS fm all summer, please avoid ripping your ears off. Ten bucks says the main character and the girl fall in love.


The Expendables - Now this is a man's man's movie, no joke. Jason Statham, Jet Li, Sylvester Stallone, Mickey Rourke, Steve Austin, Randy Couture, Dolf Lundgren. Appearances by our governor, Mr. Swarzenager and Bruce Willis! All that's missing is Chuck Norris and Jesus. Looks kick ass.


Please Lord, don't let any of these new movies be as bad as Transformers 2 (Worst Movie Razzie winner of 2009 by the way). Along with a big budget comes action stars which is typical for summer....none of these will be Oscar nominees, nor are they meant to be. Unless its for special effects of course. There's a few more movies that I didn't have time to include, such as Ridley Scott's Robin Hood (I've posted the trailer in a previous blog if you're curious)

What movie or movies are you most looking forward to this summer?

Thursday, March 25, 2010

Lifestyle Choices & Cancer

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Reading about health related topics is always interesting. Being informed about these issues is important, especially when you start getting older---I may not be old yet but I'd like to stay looking and feeling young for as long as possible. I like feeling healthy, who doesn't? Lately I've been more watchful about what I'm eating, how much, etc. Mostly because I wanted to feel better about myself, in my skin. But also because bathing suit season is coming up quickly. I rather not feel like a cow in a bikini, whether other people think I look like one or not.
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Its intimidating knowing that someday a doctor could tell you that something is wrong. And I know that there's a history of cancer in my family. Breast cancer, skin cancer, and colon cancer. Reading an article on Yahoo, "Up to a Third of Breast Cancers Could Be Avoided", made me think. Its not just your family history that puts you at risk anymore, your lifestyle choices affect it as well. I feel like this is a bit obvious for anyone in the US being that there's a serious obesity problem.
"It's hard to lose weight, but it's not impossible.
The potential benefit of preventing cancer is worth it."
Being heavy, smoking, drinking, and etc raises your risk. So why not skip the cookies or the tanning session? If it makes you less likely to get cancer, then why not go for it? Live better, live longer---sounds good to me.
  • More than a couple of drinks a day can boost the risk of breast cancer by 4 to 10 percent.
  • 25 to 30 percent of breast cancer cases could be avoided if women were thinner and exercised more.
  • Lifestyle changes in areas such as smoking, diet, exercise and sun exposure can play a significant role in risk for several cancers.
Theoretically this gives you some control over your risk, if you choose to take your health seriously. Great news for all you health nuts out there! So stay well, haha like those Kaiser Permanente commercials say, "Live well and thrive".

Related links:
FDA weighs steps to curb tanning bed cancer risks
Pregnancy 'reduces breast cancer risks'
A healthy diet may trim breast cancer risk

*http://www.cancer.org
* http://www.iarc.fr/

Friday, March 12, 2010

Duet

I completely forgot that we ever made this, but it made me smile.
8 hours we spent on production.

My hair is so short omg! And the wig is ridulous!

I hope you enjoy our embarrassment.



Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Great Grandmothers

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R.I.P. Great Grandma Hellman
94 years old---Mom, grandma, Hurricane Katrina survivor
I only met her 3 times but she was a sweet old woman. Cried easily when she talked about her home in Louisiana. She told Evan that I was just "the prettiest little thing" :]

It reminds me of my own great grandmother, though I have not seen her in quite a few years. We all just celebrated my little brother's 18th birthday, which was her 96th birthday as well. It's crazy to think of all the things that she's seen change.Being born in 1914? Damn, there's so much! And here's just a few of them:
  • The Roaring 20's - women's sufferage
  • Prohibition
  • World War I
  • The Great Depression
  • World War II
  • Red Scare/Communism
  • Creation of the CIA & FBI
  • Modernization of the automobile
  • Vietnam War
  • Sexual Revolution
  • First man on the moon
  • Invention of the first computer
  • Invention of the internet
These ladies have seen it all, literally. Sometimes I feel old after seeing a "10 Year Anniversary Edition" of Toy Story 1, but hell, they went through everything! I wonder if Great Grandma Green will make it to 100 years old....I know she's satisfied with the amount of time that she's lived to this point. Its just so epic of a time span:

Counting to 12

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Feeling a little stunned right now after putting this list together. What is my list of? Ohh you know, just all of the people I know under the age of 22 that are in the process of getting married. So here we go; Facebook friends, old church friends, El Toro class of 2007 classmates, and a cousin...
  • Jackie Albright
  • Brooke Bashore
  • Allison Head
  • Ashley Kinsbury
  • Adam Linnel
  • Katie McMannis
  • Megan McMannis
  • Jordan Moreno
  • Kimmy Owhiler
  • Maggie Stoecker
  • Brittany Ulrich
  • Sara Westland
  • Amy Williams
That's alot of people! Congrats to all of them! I admit being a wee bit jealous though I'm also a little weirded out by it...but I guess we're all getting older whether we really notice it or not. I think it proves that having a partner with a full-time job or has graduated basically raises your chances of getting married. Plus being able to move out on your own highers it too. If you got both of those things then why not? Lucky bastards lol.
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I have the long standing relationship, the commitment. Why must my stupid female mind drive me up the wall when friends and acquaintances have their partner "put a ring on it"? Technically I wear a promise ring, a notch down from an engagement ring. Better than no shiny reminder of love. Oh well, I should just wait and be happy for my relationship.

Monday, March 8, 2010

"6 Common Myths About Women" Response

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It's late on a Thursday night as I go through all of the articles posted on the Yahoo homepage. Politics, sports, celebrities--the usual. I look through the interesting ones then go for the always intriguing dating column's article. Tonight's article is titled, "6 Common Myths About Women".
1. Forget what TV told you.
Entertainment sources put alot of emphasis on beauty, usually the beautiful aren't portrayed as very smart. Brainless girls who know nothing more than brand names and stare at shiny objects. Just because a girl is attractive doesn't mean she's dumb. There are people out there like that but its not every girl you walk past. Some merely use their beauty to get by and don't rely on intelligence whatsoever. This is unfortunate. Overall, beauty and intelligence is NOT connected in any way.

2. I'm not your ex-girlfriend.
Every girl or woman is different. Entirely different. Learn to adjust to different personalities. Not every girl is programmed the same. This is similar to the "they're all the same" crock of shit that girls say all the time. They are not all the same, you just keep picking the same personality that screws you over every time. Try something new??

3. To make things easier, assume I know everything.
The only time I ever ask my boyfriend to explain things is when he's talking about physics. Otherwise I expect him to assume that I'm equally as intelligent most of the time. I know I'm smarter than him in certain categories, but in the area of science....he needs to explain it slowly and in small words like I'm his 5 year old brother.

4. I don't need to stop and ask for directions to find my way.
This is why I asked for a GPS for Christmas last year. It works great.

5. "I have money" does not equal "I love you."
Showing off your money or bragging about it as if its your best quality makes you a douchebag. Girls don't consider this as a quality most of the time, its a superficial thing that just makes you a douche. I'll say it again....douche.

6. I have other interests than shopping.
I hate shopping. Unless it's for Victoria Secret underwear because I love it. You'd never guess that I love sci-fi crap and nerdy things because I'm a girl, but hey I LOVE me some Star Wars. The boyfriend appreciates this. Life shouldn't revolve around your girlfriend's clothes or shoes, if it does and you don't like it, consider getting a new one.

I don't intend to delve into the different types of girls right now because that would make this wayyy too long. Another day perhaps. But for now here's a few other blogs that I found amusing and very true on the subject:

Article: [http://www.yourtango.com/200937120/6-common-myth-about-women?page=0%2C0]

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Tenley or Vienna?

"I've known you for 6 weeks in a perfect vacation fantasyland,
will you marry me?"

Another season of The Bachelor comes to an end. I didn't follow every single episode but I saw the first 3 episodes and the last 3 episodes....who should have been chosen? Tenley or Vienna?

According to the replies to this question ("Did Jake make the right choice?"):
Once again the man falls for the girl who he can rub mud all over instead of the other girl who he has a strong emotional connection with, are we surprised? Not so much. Reality tv is predictable like any storyline in a movie. No matter how their advertisements construe the final episode, the man is never going to pick the fan-favorite.

Sorry Tenley, Jake is an idiot for choosing the Hooters girl. Or as I've heard her called, "pterodactyl with wig" or "horse face". You'll have better luck once you get home---after all, a million guys just saw you on tv. As for Vienna and Jake getting married....there's a higher chance of it snowing in Hawaii than them actually making it to the altar. They weren't in the real world, it was like an all expense paid super-vacation without the other tourists to bother the love birds.

You gotta remember that this is Season 14, and how many couples has the show successfully produced? Ohh just Trista & Ryan.

Saturday, February 20, 2010

Careers?

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I keep getting asked the same question lately. It's no longer "what's your major?" or "what school do you want to go to?" It's a whole other ball field! What job do you want to have once you graduate? I guess it has been 3 years of college, even though it's going to be another year or 2 before I graduate---5 year plan for the win.

I usually answer with, "ummmm a good one" because I honestly don't know. I've never been much of a career person. On the other hand, I've always been a planner and at this point i need to start planning for a job. A real job, a grown up job.


When the subject comes up I often revert back to the mom job, but that's not going to be for quite awhile. I need a job before that! And probably a part-time dealio for while there are kids. Kids are expensive, that's a well-known fact of life. I remember back to last year when Evan's mom was encouraging him to join the Air Force (to help pay for school and etc). That's a career, but I have no interest in any form of military. Luckily he didn't really wanna do it either. I rather be a NASA girlfriend/wife, than a AF wife---no offense to those who are.

Sometimes it even comes down to, "what do you want to do when you grow u
p?" because I feel like a kid trying to become an adult. And my definition of adult is not the one that they teach you in biology. You aren't an "adult" because you're 18, it comes with experience and the ability to maintain responsibility. Kevin and I have decided that this is the new definition:

"The age requirement for considering someone an "adult" is officially being thrown out. It's a frame of mind, not an age. Learning to keep your shit together and being a productive member of society are key features to becoming an "adult". Turning 18 only enables you to do more things that can kill you."

Mmk, getting off that bunny trail before I lose focus on my topic. I know so many people that seem to already know exactly what they want to do. And I can't seem to pick even 5 jobs that I could possibly do. A few people said that I would be a good teacher, but what grade? Maybe I could work in a school administration, I've always thought of that as a nice organized job. But I'd need a business degree---excuse my language but fuck that! I need ideas! Thoughts! Feedback!

I have taken a career class before (my freshman year actually) and it helped me decide on a major in a way. First of all I started college off as a Film major then quickly changed after thinking about my wants in life, aka a life. Then I dropped my Business major after hating the classes and wanting to stab myself with my pen during class. If I couldn't even enjoy the classes at all, then why would I want to do that as my career! Red flag, change of major. Then I tried out Child Development for a semester. I met at least 30 people that already worked at day care or pre-k, heard alot of stories, don't wanna get into that.

So I thought hey, what subject am I good at? History and English. History is more interesting, so I went with it. Apparently because of this, everyone assumes that I'm going to (for sure) be a teacher. "That's all you can do with that degree", some said. Bullshit people, you can work in government, become a lawyer, librarian, curator, and a few other things. That's just off the top of my head. My career-personality test told me that I should work in business or do organizational work......duh, OCD. That really doesn't help me narrow it down -_-

I have options, I just need to pick one or two to narrow it down.
What do you think would be a good career/job for me?

*the top picture is a piece of vector art from deviantart.com, I do not claim to have made it.

Sunday, February 7, 2010

Mawwage



Just a clip from "The Princess Bride" to start us off. In your opinion, how long should a couple wait before getting married? A lot of people I know have recently gotten engaged or had children (I'm almost 21) that I've gone to school with. I know that it depends on the couple, but in some situations it seems like a downright bad idea. There is such a thing as "too soon".

Do you think that you should pass the honeymoon period (the first 6 months) before considering a serious step like an engagement? I do. I don't think that you should marry anyone that you don't know completely. That doesn't mean you know their favorite color and what food they like. It means that you know EVERY side of them, good/grumpy/sad/mad/kind/silly/etc.
"Look, in my opinion the best thing you can do is find a person who loves you for exactly what you are. Good mood, bad mood, ugly, pretty, handsome, what-have-you. The right person is still going to think the sun shines out of your ***. That's the kind of person that's worth sticking with." - Juno (2007)
Getting married under age 22. Not promising.
Being a virgin.
Ehh, your choice.
Babies asap.
About $250,000 per child.
Knowing your fiance for less than a year.
Bad decision.
Conclusion, the Magic 8 ball says "
Outlook not so good".
"I need love, love. To ease my mind
I need to find, find someone to call mine. But mama said
You can't hurry love. No, you just have to wait
She said love don't come easy. It's a game of give and take
You can't hurry love. No, you just have to wait
You got to trust, give it time. No matter how long it takes"
- Diana Ross

Thursday, January 28, 2010

Bucket List Additions

I've thought of a few more things that I want to do before I "kick the bucket" while I was watching The Buried Life (Mtv) today:
  • Go to Comic Con once.
I may not be a "FanBoy" but it would be alot of fun to see everyone dressed up like characters from movies & video games. Why not?
  • Attend a monster truck rally
I've been to a rodeo, so why not see the truck version? Sounds like fun.
  • Watch a space shuttle launch in Cape Canaveral, FL.
Space! The final frontier.

Formspring.me

I had no idea what Formspring.me was until a week ago when some friends on Facebook began posting it to their pages. Its similar to a Truth Box or Honesty Box application BUT its just a page! Post the link to your friends so they can ask you anything anonymously. ANYTHING! Its up to you what is answered and what remains unknown.

Curious? I was, so I added it to the list of sites I'm on (FB, MySpace, Twitter, DailyBooth)
Here's the link to my page--- http://www.formspring.me/beachnerbum

Leave me a question. Anything with a question mark qualifies. Hope you're having a good week, I've got to go get some sleep. Goodnight!

Saturday, January 23, 2010

4 Day Storm

I'm generally not a big fan of rain. But this week it was a nice change to see....well except the part where everyone took the umbrellas and I was left to run across campus in the pouring rain. This picture was taken after I jumped into my car from Day 1 of the 4 day storm. Immediately afterwards I drove over to Cheryl's house where I fluffed my jacket in the dryer before running to her car to pick up her friend Ashley. The 2 of us were on our way to Corner Bakery when Cheryl's grandmother calls (she lives with her grandparents because they're awesome). Her voicemail told us that there was "a tornado coming straight for Irvine!" and of course my immediate response to her was, "there's no way there's a fucking tornado in Orange County guys....that's just ridiculous". Little did we know that there was a water spout in San Clemente and all of LA was flooded---a few lucky people had kayaks to get home. Unfortunately for all of the excited kids that wanted to see a tornado, there was no real tornado touching down anywhere close to us, or even at all. We just ended up watching the news for an hour and a half inside Ashley's house to keep Cheryl's grandma from freaking out. Even the newsmen and weather people said to stay indoors until the Weather Service gave an "all clear". I don't think I've ever had to wait for an "all clear" in Southern California----though I'm sure alot of people have that are near the regular burn areas. California has a tendency to randomly catch fire. Fire! The herpes of natural disasters! You never know when it'll flare up!....that was terrible, anyways...

Apparently I was wrong about the tornadoes because about 2 days later there was a tornado (small and short-lived, but existent) that heaved a sideyard shed into a strawberry field and destroyed a large fence in a nearby city. So the weather has gone a little crazy? But hey we go our much-needed water and some entertainment out of it. The worst thing that happens with "El Nino" is mud slides, in which case, I hope you don't live on a hill. Oh and by the way more rain is on the way next week! Lovely.

Thursday, January 21, 2010

Transfer Flashback

I wrote this last year during spring semester finals week of my sophomore year of stress...I mean college. It's interesting to look at where I was at, in my mind-set with school---I was under the impression that Fall 2009 would be very different from what actually happened. Excuse the typos and the misspelled words, this was written on my old MySpace "blog".

Monday, May 18, 2009
"Well school has been pretty slow as well except for the past maybe, 3 weeks. It's like the beginning of the semester is dragging along just to torture you with projects n assignments n essays, then suddenly oh hello there spring break--->BAM finals are in a week! You're F'd! Haha luckily I did pay attention while school dragged along for most of the semester. I am sooo rambling it's ridiculous.

Anyways, so I'm really kinda disappointed in myself. I thought that by now I would be ready for transfer to a CSU or a UC if I became some kind of study nazi in the library---of coarse I decided to have more fun than last year instead haha. Last fall I did apply at a few places n got accepted by Sonoma, but by then the whole Evan n Ben n me living together plan fell apart when Evan decided that he didn't feel like going north to another CSU. Can I please let all of you know that the school that you attend makes no difference on what job you end up getting unless you're going for a huge career; doctor, lawyers, big time business-person. Let me get this through everybody's head also, there is NOTHING wrong with going to a community college for the first two years. It doesn't mean you're any less intelligent than someone at another type of school.

Continuing the topic of transfering to a CSU....yea so I got accepted to Sonoma but I have no plans of going all the way up there. I simply have no reason to go that far n spend a ton of money that neither me or my parents have. Basically I'd like to get through as much school as I can without ruining my credit score n plunging into a hole of debt especially because my parents would be paying for most of it. Which I'm very glad that they're doing. I know that money isn't easy to come by these days. Alot of us are looking for second jobs n more hours to work. It definitely sucks but I'm sure it'll get better soon.

I also applied to SDSU, which shot me down [I saw that one comin] along with the other 56,000 transfer applicants that were denied. So, they can suck it. For now I'll just be goin to IVC n Saddleback to finish up my last I think 6? credits hat I need then I'll probably go to Fullerton because it's close. Financially it's a good plan so that's what's gunna happen unless I won the lottery.

Dinner's ready. So I should end my rant or ramblings that really had no point. I just needed to let that out I guess. Have a lovely evening. I'll be eating dinner, meanwhile being Twitter-spammed by Nura n Breanna n Kevin like always. Jesus, Nura you update your Twitter too much ahhhhhhhhh!
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I can tell that I was VERY tired of listening to everyone's bullshit about what made their college better than mine. The only difference was that they had a better football team (IVC doesn't even have one by the way) and a higher price, meanwhile I enjoyed a lower cost at the same exact classes in smaller classroom sizes---no giant lecture halls for me! Suckers! In fact, I've avoided what so many of you have done, ruin your credit and bury yourself in a grave of debt. The only thing I'm missing out on by going to community college is the parties and the dorm life of a 4-year university. And ya know what, I couldn't care less. I would probably drive my roommate up the wall with my OCD and spastic study habits. Oh and one last lovely benefit, I never got my freshman 15. Hooray for not getting fat haha. I could go on, but I should be reading right now.

Something to think about: Would you pay to go away to school for the "experience" or stay home to save? Or do you even have an option (I could've if we weren't middle class....stupid government)?

Monday, January 18, 2010

Quick Movie Reviews

Real Quick Movie Review! Sorry I've been behind, so here's a few of my recent rentals!

THE HURT LOCKER (drama) - 5/5
A story about a man who willingly goes to Iraq to do what he loves, disarming bombs. Great camera work and intensity. One of the best movies of 2009! Look for Oscar nominations soon.

THE PROPOSAL (comedy) - 4.2/5
What's the best way to not get deported back to Canada? Oh yeah, marry your boss. Hilarity ensues on a trip to Drew's hometown in Alaska.

CLOUDY WITH A CHANCE OF MEATBALLS (kids) - 4/5
A young inventor discovers how to make it rain food and help his little island. Plus a great "be yourself" theme throughout. Plus Neil Patrick Harris voices Steve the Monkey.

INVENTION OF LYING (comedy) - 4.4/5
One day a man gains the ability to tell lies, in a world where the human race tells the absolute truth at all times. Will this help him change his terrible life? Stories like the big invisible man in the sky are created from a moment with his mother, and changes the world.

NIGHT AT THE MUSEUM: BATTLE OF THE SMITHSONIAN (comedy) - 3.5/5
Larry goes back to the Museum of Natural History to find out that his old friends that come to life at night are being moved into storage at the Smithsonian in Washington D.C. Though his business is doing well, he misses his job as a night guard at the museum. A familiar Egyptian enemy arises with the help of gangsters, Ivan the Terrible, and Napoleon.

Here Comes the Rain Again

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Finally! The weather has stopped spazzing out for once and chosen to be winter. It rarely rains in Southern California to begin with, so we need it pretty bad. There's always someone saying that "we're in a drought", but we live in a natural desert. Sorry if your lawn isn't perfectly green all the time. Here's the forecast for the rest of the week (sadly this is harsh weather for us, we're wimps)

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Personally, I like watching and listening to the rain. But if I have to go out into it, I hate it. The whole wet and cold thing---not so into it. But hey, it's better than living somewhere with 3 feet of snow or a hurricane on the way. I'll try and be happy with the minimal sprinkles here that we call the "pouring rain". In fact, I'm pretty sure that our rain is nothing compared to other places in the world. Sure it's supposed to rain for the next whole week, but in some places it rains everyday. Rocksie looks confused. "Hey why is water falling from the sky? " If she has to go outside to go to the bathroom, then I'll plastic wrap her like always. Golden retrievers + rain = very stinky...then the whole house stinks.

Random thought, I've never been kissed in the rain---probably because me and my boyfriend don't like standing in the rain---maybe I'll give that a try while it's pouring this week. We might even make a Disneyland trip while all the lame tourists are hiding in their hotels haha.

Saturday, January 16, 2010

Fake

There's always one or two "celebrities" every year that refuse to go away. Over the past few years, it seems like there's been a plethora of them.
  • Paris Hilton - "Like Kansas, flat, white and easy to enter."
  • Heidi Pratt - "Someone with no talent but who is so totally full of themselves they don't know that everyone's laughing at them, not with them."
  • Tiffany Pollard (New York) - "Both Tiffany and her mother Michelle have both shown traits of fronting a FAKE PERSONA in order to become and stay famous.....Tiffany's Ebonics will disappear from time to time. Replaced with a very Proper English way of speaking. This comes from the fact that she was raised in (Utica, New York); As opposed to a poor ghetto. Which is something Tiffany never eludes to."
I got these definitions from UrbanDictionary.com, which means that they're all written n voted to the top of the page by everyday people online like you and me---not their famous friends that think they're so great. I find them disgusting. Every one of them humiliates themselves and goes out of their way to stay famous. DUI's, plastic surgery, and all.

This week Heidi Montag has come out to say that she's just had TEN surgeries done! By the way, this is her second set of procedures. The first time through it was a breast augmentation and a nose job. She wasn't ugly or anything before, jsut obviously insecure. Now I can honestly say that she's a fake. Not famous for anything talent related, over the top about everything, hair extensions, fake body parts....I mean come on, is there anything authentic about this girl anymore? She's sold herself for attention. I hope that she goes to therapy or gets some help before she turns into Joan Rivers.
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The Huffington Post summed up her surgeries: "She had her breast implants increased to DDDs, a brow lift, a nose job revision, lipo on her stomach and thighs and a butt augmentation, among other things." I take pride in being natural, and I think that it shows character. But some people get plastic surgery to feel better about themselves. My mom did last year because she's had two kids, this is warrented. But a 23 year old woman with no kids and a career based on the media?? Why!

Sadly this is what she said about her surgeries, "I was made fun of when I was younger, and so I had insecurities, especially after I moved to L.A. People said I had a "Jay Leno chin"; they'd circle it on blogs and say nasty things. It bothered me. And when I watched myself on The Hills, my ears would be sticking out likle Dumbo! I just wanted to feel more confident and look in the mirror and be like, "Whoa! That's me!" I was an ugly duckling before."

What in the hell?!

Sunday, January 10, 2010

2010 Resolutions

This is probably a bit of a belated New Years resolution post but hey, gotta do it before January is over! This month may end up going by fast since Winter Break ends tomorow. Boo! But yay for school....yes? Alright! So let's do this thing.
2010 Resolutions
1. Drink more water.
This seems simple enough right? But for me I tend to go with juice or soda more often. Like many people, I'm a soda addict which is bad for my waistline, bloating, and the health of my teeth. So why not put in some effort to drink more water? We're all made of 70% water anyways. It's great for my skin and my mood. Everybody likes having nicely hydrated skin!
2. Go to the gym....no seriously, just go.
I don't particularly like going though I should. I've started going twice a week since Christmas and I've noticed that I feel better. A bit more energy and a happier feeling. Endorphins! I feel much more confident in myself when I go regularly.
3. Pass Math 8.
As most my friends and family know, math is not my strong point. This semester I'll be taking my final math class in college, and I aim to pass it the first time. So let's batten down the hatches and put in some more study time and effort. I may hate math, but this is the home stretch and I wanna be done with it forever as soon as possible. I took Math 253 fuckin four times, this class MUST go better.
These are all self-oriented goals because I can do them all. Mainly I want to feel healthier, I want to feel better. I'm not fat, or even near being overweight for my BMI, but I want to be in better shape. I find that sometimes I lack confidence because of feeling fat, so why not get rid of the fat feeling by going to the gym? That works. My skin gets all nasty and dry from my eczema, drink more water and put some lotion on it....though that doesn't cure it, it does help a bit. In my opinion (and most self-help gurus'), I can't help anyone else unless I help myself first. So my health and emotional/confidence will be put first this year.

I won't sit there and complain that I feel fat. Or complain that my skin is bleeding because its dry (sorry I know that's gross). I can fix things, or at least help them. For my body's sake, MY body. Why else would I make these resolutions? Haha knowing that my ass is rock hard is a bonus.

Wednesday, January 6, 2010

Summons

Today was my first day ever attending jury duty...well jury summons. I know its not exactly the same thing. Jury "duty" would indicate I'm on an actual case, which luckily I'm not.

Sitting in a room of 600 people is strange. There's so many people yet everything still manages to look the same. Everything looked gray to me, maybe it was my crappy vision. Old white-haired women sitting in groups of 2 or 3. Middle aged business man looking at a newspaper. Me, sitting alone to avoid any human contact with strangers. I didn't want to talk to anyone. Why? Though the woman staring at me looked semi-friendly, she was past 60 and I have nothing to say to her but "Geez I'm barely awake" or "Do you know where the bathroom is?"

I was "summoned" to report to building 30 of the Superior Court of Orange County in Santa Ana at 7:45am. I'm not functional at that hour. Pretty sure half the people there were sleep walking just like me. My GPS got me there, I parked my car at the lot closest to the entrance and walked to the elevator. Got to the right floor...sat down...started playing Virus Buster on my mom's Nintendo DS (yea it's my mom's lol).

Of course I have the luck to be "randomly selected" for a case on some top floor court room with 75 other people. I was told "oh yeaa, you'll just sit there all day and probably never be called" BULLSHIT, this was the first "random" selection of the day. 75 out of 600 chances, FML. By now it's almost 11am, the sun is all the way up and I'm awake but feeling awful. I didn't eat breakfast because I'm never hungry when I'm dead asleep at 6am....oh and I'm low on iron right now so I feel dizzy.

Feeling sick, nervous, cramped, and bored out of my mind for nearly 3 hours. Unpleasant? Very. I didn't even have time to go to the bathroom. I wasn't a happy camper. I felt like I was either throw up or have an anxiety attack.

Luckily since I'm a full-time student and classes begin on Monday I was unable to be on the jury for the criminal case. I don't think I would be comfortable being on a criminal case anyways. Why can't all the old ladies in the waiting area just be the jury instead? They seem genuinely interested in being there unlike myself....and all the other students that wasted time and gas to report in (only to be disqualified).
"I hate that I couldn't bring in my knitting needles!"
"Why don't they let you bring those while we wait to be called?"

"They're considered a weapon"

"Ohhhh..."
My dad said I had to call him whenever I got to the courthouse and when I left, for safety reasons. So I got to go out to lunch with him once I was done by 12:30....not a bad way to end that miserable process if I do say so myself. June 2010 I'll be called in again, hopefully not for a real case. Maybe I'll give them answers they don't wanna hear and get out of it. Orrrr I could pretend to be a crazy racist or mute. I think I'll go with mute.

Monday, January 4, 2010

Friend Mistakes

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Do you ever get embarrassed for those close to you? I'm not talking bad fashion statements or your friend has a giant zit on picture day---I mean when they tell you about something they did. Perhaps it was something stupid, usually a mistake. We all confide in our close friends about our thoughts, dreams, and our faults. But sometimes my mind tells me to yell "#$@*&^%!!!" at my friends.

Everyone has their faults and struggle with improvement. But I hate to see my friends fail and faceplant again and again. Disappointing, embarrassing. I love all of my friends no matter their problems, and I try to steer them in the right direction but I get so frustrated by them at times.

"What were you thinking?" Clearly they weren't.
"Are you high?" Fuckin stoned out of their minds.
"How much did you drink?" The whole handle of Sailor Jerry.

Of coarse I'm too mild (in personality) to actually do this, but I certainly make a point to call them stupid in my mind. I'm really not sure whether this is a good or bad quality. On one hand I think its good because I'm not being a bitch by telling a friend they acted as an idiot and should know better. And on the other hand, this is an example of not communicating my thoughts to someone I care about.

I (for some reason) attract people with the stupidest problems (in my mind they're preventable). Self-control seems to be a problem with many of them. I won't point out anyone directly for their sake, but it honestly bothers me when they screw up. I had a good friend go to rehab then relapse. We knew it would happen but watching them fall back down sucks. I think he's doing well now, but still hasn't kicked his drug habit. Not all of their problems are as serious (drug abuse) as my example but still their vices negatively impact their life. I can't fix their problems for them, though I wish that were the case. Can someone let me know where to get that magic wand? I'll check eBay or Amazon later.

Let's say I have a friend that's dating a dirtbag. I'll call him Douchey McDoucherstien. I do not like Douchey McDoucherstien, but she does. Do I want to tell her that he's a huge asshole and she can do better? Of coarse I do, but I'm not going to make her into the idiot because I hate hurting people's feelings. I'm sure we all have that thought go through our head after a long weekend of fucked up stories from close or distant friends. "Why was that a good idea?"

So to all those mistakes:
Dear stupid ass,
You're giving me a fricken headache. Please stop. What ever happened to live and learn? Did you forget the "learning" part? Apparently so. Here's to you, showing the fail boat how to do it. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!
You're not invited to dinner,
Courtney :]